I just baked sugar-free, lactose-free, zombie-styled gingerbread men.

...They taste like SO MUCH ASS.

*headdesk*

Oh, well. At least the dogs seem to like 'em.

NZT=New Zealand Time; TWT=Timezone?WhatTimezone?

Noon NZT/6am TWT:
Get up. Swear under breath at the goddamn dogs that have been barking and howling off and on for three goddamn hours.

1pm NZT/7am TWT:
Do some dishes so I can pretend I help with housework around here. BoyChef made me 'lunch'breakfast! It was yum ( Read more... )

My room smells like salmon and capsicum and spring onion.

I...should not be allowed to be responsible for actual meals, people. *facepalm*

Also, I had the weirdest day at work. Srsly. Like, freakishly good luck. I must have been imagining it, right, Jules? Like...confirmation bias? I just. It was weird. But, surely some mix of projection ( Read more... )

You know that curse pop culture is so fond of? "May you live in interesting times ( Read more... )

I've been flailing so much about trying to put some weight back on that my modus operandi has been akin to the seafood diet (I 'see-food', I eat it). However, since this has yet to produce results, the clever rockstar-scientist designs a new method ( Read more... )

I just realised something. File downloading is all about fruit. I go to my Apple and load either LimeWire or Tomato Torrent. Hell, they're even 'pear to pear' applications! Is this some great Macintosh scheme to ensure that its users don't get scurvy, like the pirates of old ( Read more... )

I won't be graduating at the end of the year. I added up my points and what I still need is too much for summer school. So, I'm doing some summer school to take a little off the workload, and then finishing up in the first semester next year. A couple of courses, part-time, easy workload so I can get the marks I'm damn well capable of ( Read more... )

You have never experienced curry until you have snarfed it, cold.

What to say, what to say. This thing you call gin still intrigues me. I really didn't intend to drink last night, either. A friend who is leaving for the UK in a few days invited me to join her for a drink when I finished work. She said, in her message, that the boys were trying to get her drunk, so I knew I'd be watching her and the Rock DJ ( Read more... )

I was supposed to be in bed three hours ago but I just remembered something I MUST share with the world, or at least with you guys: tonight I had gin for the first time EVAR ( Read more... )